Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
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