Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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