The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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