Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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