The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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