id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Blood and glitter go together right?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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