Christians are straight up FREAKS
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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