Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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