This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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