I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
My brain says no but my pants say off.
birth control should be required to get into college
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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