my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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