Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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