i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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