I am puke
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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