Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Do you have feelings for this penis?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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