just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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