Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
why is half of my head shaved?
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