Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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