what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
