Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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