"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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