haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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