my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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