Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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