we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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