Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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