I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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