He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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