i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
