Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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