There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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