would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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