I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
So apparently I’m into choking now
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