I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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