Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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