garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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