office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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