He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
do nipples grow back?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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