For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
