you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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