i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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