I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
