if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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