they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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