Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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