you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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