We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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