Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Randomize
