That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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