Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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